tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23080424.post9121923691616606317..comments2023-11-03T03:15:39.696-07:00Comments on Monday Artday: cute objectmike r bakerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10897636938510045972noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23080424.post-54791700171783884912009-09-08T21:02:48.318-07:002009-09-08T21:02:48.318-07:00Dear Mr. Pastrami,
I find your editorial extremel...Dear Mr. Pastrami,<br /><br />I find your editorial extremely flawed and offensive. Allow me to bring to your attention, the dignity and importance of the Pear. Without the Pear, you Mr. Pastrami, would not exist. In the Holy Bible, in the book of Genesis, we learn that God placed a “Pear” in the Garden of Eden and commanded them to multiply and replenish the earth.<br /><br />In this modern world, we are often encouraged to view things in their proper “Pearspective” and to keep things within their respective “Pearameters”.<br /><br />We view our world through a “Pear of Eyes.” Nothing fits better than a “Pear of Jeans” and more than one fortune has been won with a “Pear of Dice.” Let us not forget one of the greatest bands of all times, “Pear-l-jam” or turning your head to see a nice “Pear of legs” in a “Pear of silk stockings.”<br /><br />Our forefathers bravely fought to defend “Pear-l-Harbor” and the Lord promises that the faithful will live with him in “Pear-adise.” We can make mistakes in life, but he commands us to strive to “be “Pearfect”, even as your Father in Heaven is “Pearfect.”<br /><br />I trust that you will print a retraction to your biased slam against the Pear. We may not be the Apple of your Eye, but our equality in the fruit world should be Pearfectly evident to a noodle such as yourself. I’ll see you in Pear-adise.<br /><br />Sincerely,<br />Nashi Pyrus Pear<br />President, NAACP<br />(National Association for the Acceptance of Common Pears)Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17696366703203985531noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23080424.post-36339749676588034702009-09-01T20:42:42.702-07:002009-09-01T20:42:42.702-07:00That's a gnarly freaking pear. I like it!
Sho...That's a gnarly freaking pear. I like it!<br /><br />Should I eat more pears to make them like me, now? O.oDudelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14143482316501988330noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23080424.post-38032670537395361702009-09-01T14:38:10.254-07:002009-09-01T14:38:10.254-07:00BTW: I really like the coloring of your pear. Fair...BTW: I really like the coloring of your pear. Fairly realistic and deliciously ugly. :)mike r. bakerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12452094705449538159noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23080424.post-72427532819962577982009-09-01T14:12:47.202-07:002009-09-01T14:12:47.202-07:00Hardly cute. But totally Josh Pincus. Great post, ...Hardly cute. But totally Josh Pincus. Great post, Josh. :)mike r. bakerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12452094705449538159noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23080424.post-40171259119132377862009-09-01T14:02:06.228-07:002009-09-01T14:02:06.228-07:00So very true about pears, I hardly think about the...So very true about pears, I hardly think about them anymore. Great illo by the way!Nick Fechterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02220215804683839506noreply@blogger.com