Thursday, July 16, 2009


Francis Bacon, Christopher Marlowe, and Edward de Vere, the Earl of Oxford - BACK OFF!
Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio. Alas and alack! Arm'd to do as sworn to do, so doth the woodbine the sweet honeysuckle. O, if I had such a tire, this face of mine hath stir’d up their servants to an act of rage. All are punish├Ęd, for hither oftentimes upbraided me withal. There shalt thou find my cousin Beatrice, in her discourses after supper, full of poise and difficult weight. I want more uncles here to welcome me. Exeunt.

...or something like that.

(Thanks to THIS GUY for the copy.)

1 comment:

Heather said...

Great Hamlet. Great job on the Pumpkin Pants. (at least that's what we called them in the costume shop...)