Fit at 50

I know he looks more like he's in his 80s BUT the title has a nice ring to it this way. Click the image to view on my deviantART! Image opens in new window and looks better in larger scale.

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They fly at night from their purple like mushroom trees. Soaring through the air with an effortless ease. Those creatures, with their blue feathers and yellow beaks, they glide and swoop around the night. Do not fear their size, they are peaceful and eat only what is already dead.

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Listen To Me, My Brothers!

"Brothers and sisters, we have been hidden from the world for far to long. It is time that we stand up and show who the runners and rulers are. It is time that we, we that are those here, rise up and claim the world which is rightfully ours!"

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I killed him!

This is an older drawing but fits insanity rather well, I think. It is actually an illustration for one of my siblings old stories. The woman was, indeed, in an asylum for killing her husband for something or another. Don't remember exactly.

The reason the image looks funny is because it is a photo of the drawing which is too big to scan. The piece of art is actually taped to my wall, currently.

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Crying Frog

Well, it's a frog that is crying.

Earth animals are not my strong suit as they are very particular in how they do or do not look. However, my attempts are made. I do wish I had more access to a scanner as doing paint things is a bit dragging, sometimes.

All in all, I feel like I did a very good job.

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Burger Time!

This is my Monday Artday submission for "feast". Although I don't think it counts as a feast until I explain that this little burger is actually several stories high.

I've been doing these MS Spraypaint images as of late and 100% enjoying them.

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My Beautiful Girl!

I honestly don't know of anything or anyone, other then perhaps being alive, then my beautiful girlfriend. I have NEVER been in love and it is a WONDERFUL FEELING! This was, perhaps, the EASIEST Monday Artday for me so far. Mainly because the illustration was completed already. I did this for her on Valentines day cause I didn't have any money.

Really, isn't she BEAUTIFUL? Just the most wonderful individual on this planet and I've NEVER been so glad another person was SIMPLY ALIVE. I can honestly say I am grateful she just plain old every day exists.

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Normal Man Isn't Amused

Yes, Normal Man, I find it hilarious to be 100% honest. Also, you should quit your complaining and be thankful I didn't roast you. A farm is the nice option.

Remember, not everyone likes to keep purple chickens alive. Not to mention purple chickens with sorta kinda people heads that talk back to them. Be grateful for what you have and even more grateful I gave you two legs.

I also don't care that you are colored funny, so there!

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Not Such a Were-Wolf

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Not exactly a wolf of the "were" variety but at lest it likes to hide in the bushes at night and stare at people. Monsters a bit "awkward" for me and I've not been in the best of moods the last few weeks to "really draw" but did this today, randomly, and decided to share.

Normal Man Gets on the News

Background
To the uninitiated, Normal Man is a character of mine which was created during my second year of High School. No, he is not all that clever a character and his design is rather simple but what makes Normal Man special is his blissful stupidity and cowardice.

Story
The super hero with the abilities to fly, get beat up by girls and fail math has been caught in a house fire. While responding to a radio message about orphans trapped inside he quickly rushed off. Soon did realizing he went to the wrong house fire. Now Normal Man is the only one inside and he leaves the building in panic. He antics grant him a nice slot on the six o'clock news as one of the main stories.

Headline
"Local Simpleton Needs Toupee"

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Tubbn'

Sir, welcome aboard the Tug-Tub, sir.

After seeing a lot of the submissions for sailor my brain could not help but see the classic cartoon gag of dude wearing a sailor suit, in a bathtub.. that has a sail. So I kinda did something like that. Well I did EXACTLY that, whatever. I had lots of time today so this was done. A lot of my entries for this month, or more, will be "paint replicas", due to not having the scanner working. I like how these are turning out so its cool with me.

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Uni Only or No Bicy's Allowed

The Unicy's and Bicy's were at war for many years before reaching the agreement to just chop their world in half. Of course each side has their own propaganda to deal with. Discrediting one wheel over two while or embracing the one wheeled god. Oh, but don't be fooled! You only see this one side of the world, the other is exactly the same except there are two instead of one. Two wheels, two all knowing and all powerful gods and, of course, two lanes on the street.

"One way," Says those with a single tire. "Both ways," Shouts those with two wheels in response. "You're wrong," Each side shouts in symphony yet ignores its counterpart. "We're right," They all continue as arms start to rise.

Another war ensues and after many years of strife the world is finally one. Each side mingles with its other but those that lost the war are now a minority. Segregation seems something all humanoids capable of. Clearly the Unicy's are superior! That is why they won the war, right?

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Nerd Cool

We all know how nerds are "supposed to look" but what about the cool nerd? I'm talking techno beats, quirked smiles and keytars! HECK YEAH! Daft punk would be proud to know this guy is jammn' one of their tunes and not caring about anyone's preconceived notions.

Oh yeah, that's what I'm talking about. NERD COOL! You know your jealous of his awesome.

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CURSES!

Cute object entry. I mean, look at him! He's just the cutest little mad cherry on top of ice cream you ever saw, right? He's just so mad that someone has tossed him on top of their ice cream that he shouts about it.

I tried something a bit odd for me. I hand drew the cherry guy then scanned him in the PC. Added some outlines and other things then moved him on top of an ice cream clip art. (Is that okay? I wasn't sure if that was "okay". My brain said it was like clipping out of a magazine.)

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Tapioca Gamer

 

My first submission is a quick drawing I did last night in the excitement that I might get accepted. Its the "old me". I think it would be funny if I looked kinda like my grandfather (even if we are not blood related) and walking out of a game store. I'm already complaining about how "old systems are better" so I gave myself an OLD SCHOOL Gameboy with an ear bud that kinda looks like a hearing aid.

Its drawn in normal pencil then outlined in colored pencil and cropped a little cause I almost NEVER actually use the whole page when drawing like that.

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